Friday, May 26, 2006

Baesball, Bauer...and Buddies

Well TGIF...it's another great day at the funny farm!

Here's an article I pulled off the news! We complain about our government making too many laws, but in This Case the government has to protect poor grieving families who are only trying to bury their dead in private. Some idiots have found it necessary to protest at funerals...that's right folks...no wonder the secular world thinks we Christians are nut cases!

And speaking of nut cases, Barbara Bauer loses! Absolute Write.com is back on the air. They are in the process of retrieving all of their forums, but most of their links are working...go Jenna!

LOL, Miss Snark lobed a great big fat bomb at the resident scammer and hit her broadside...Atta girl, Miss Snark!

Here's a funny to start the weekend! Thanks to Ric's cousin Charley!!

At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?"

The little boy nodded in the affirmative.

"Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?"

The little boy nodded yes.

"So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, attack the umpire, or call him a pecker-head. Do you understand all that?

Again the little boy nodded.

The coach continued, "And when I take you out of the game so another boy gets a chance to play, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach 'a dumb butthole' is it?"

Again the little boy nodded.

"Good," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your grandmother."

"I swear....all I had was Vanilla Coke!"

10 Comments:

  1. Rulan said...
    Cute kitty.
    The Curmudgeon's Rant said...
    Woohoo, Miss Snark!

    Vanilla Coke and what?
    Jenna Glatzer said...
    XOXOXOX.

    :)
    Ric said...
    YEA!! Jenna's back.
    Bernita said...
    ~runs to tell husband Bonnie's latest~
    jel said...
    those Vanilla Coke's will get you every time! :)


    have a great weekend! and safe one!
    Dennie McDonald said...
    that poor little kitty
    Stephen Newton said...
    Thanks for the visit and the kind words, Bonnie. I think of you whenever I take a photo.
    Sandra Ruttan said...
    LOL!
    Stranger in a Strange Land said...
    I saw the Reverend (yeah, right) Fred Phelps protesting against gays at Kansas State University once. So much hate. Two of my school buddies (also veterans) and I wanted to go violently disrupt the procession, but decided not to...would've looked bad considering we all attended the Christian College across the street from K-State. In hindsight, we should've done it.

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