Wednesday, February 22, 2006

HUMP DAY and CELL PHONES


Yea...we made it to hump day...Wednesday means it's all downhill from here!

I must admit my joyful exuberance at finding another 'man' joke to torment Ric was premature.

In subsequent rereads I found myself envying the men for being simple...uh, er...did I say that? I mean ~snicker~ their LIVES are simple...*whew* skirted that bullet!

This is about men, but the man acts more like a woman...snort, snort!


Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.

A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$60,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000"

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer 900,000."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up.

The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.

Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

The Thought For The Day


Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

8 Comments:

  1. Anonymous said...
    oh that's badddddddd :)
    but sounds like something my husband would do!


    have a great day!!

    janice
    Joe said...
    OK...we're even.
    Anonymous said...
    Good Joke!

    See, that was pretty simple.
    David Meigs said...
    Good one!
    Denise McDonald said...
    too funny - that's so bad!
    Gordon said...
    Oh to be a fly on the wall of that home that night.
    M. C. Pearson said...
    HILARIOUS! HAHAHAHA...sigh...okay. I can breathe now. So, need to let you know that my e-mail is all weird and I don't think I'm getting anything from you...I do get the comments from our blog and my blog but other e-mails are either super slow or I am just not getting them. Grrrr. Are you getting my e-mails? Just wondering if it is not sending either. I need an anti-virus thing. :( Okay, I posted on Seek...the template problem is solved (not sure if it was you or me!) Love ya.
    Anonymous said...
    Best regards from NY!
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