Tuesday, July 31, 2007
by Bonnie Calhoun
Ten reasons to choose guns over Women
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....
#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
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3 Comments:
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- Vanda said...
8:49 AMThanks again for the smile Bonnie.- Denise McDonald said...
4:36 PM#1 would be my hubby's reason :-)- Anonymous said...
4:59 AMThats pretty funny Bonnie. I like the idea of trading my 44 for a 22 ;)
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