Saturday, May 06, 2006

Riding a Bike...On His Back

It's after midnight, and I'm as tired as the little dog at the bottom of the post...going to get some extra zzzz's...warning! Put down beverages before reading!

A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to farm and build things to be self-sufficient gets the word that he is to return home.

He realizes that the one thing he never taught the natives was how to speak English, so he takes the chief and starts walking in the forest. He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This is a tree."

The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree."

The missionary is pleased with the response.

They walk a little farther and the padre points to a rock and says, "This is a rock."

Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, "Rock."

The padre is really getting enthusiastic about the results when he hears a rustling in the bushes.

As he peeks over the top, he sees a couple in the midst of heavy sexual activity.

The padre is really flustered and quickly responds, "Riding a bike."

The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blow gun and kills them.

The padre goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and kind to each other, so how could he just kill these people in cold blood that way?

The chief replied, "My bike."


  1. Gordon said...
    This story is hilarious. I feel like that dog, but am wide awake.
    Live, Love, Laugh said...
    Oh Bonnie STOP!!! Before I came to your site, I was grinning and wondering what in the world it would be today. lol!!! I needed a laugh!
    Erik Ivan James said...
    Funny, Bonnie, a great joke to share.
    The little dog must be one of my dog's (Bug), unknown about sons from when Bug was still a stray. Same favorite position.
    Sandra Ruttan said...
    Too funny!
    jel said...
    Bonnie Bonnie, :)

    thanks for the warning! LOL
    David Meigs said...
    oswlaThe poor pooch looks like I feel.
    Denise McDonald said...
    what a cute pup = we must gte he same e-mails - my aunt sent me a bunch of pics with that one...
    M. C. Pearson said...
    Way too funny!

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