Thursday, June 14, 2007

Terms Women Use

by Bonnie Calhoun

On a sadder note, the wife of Billy Graham has passed on to be with her Lord. She was 87 years old, and had been in ill health for quite a while. Billy Graham and all of her children were at her side at the beginning of her new journey. My prayers go out to the Graham family.

And you might wonder why I still supply you with a source of jockularity at such a grave time. It is because as Christians we can rejoice at anyone who has gone home to be with the Lord!

Here's your fun for the weekend:

1.) FINE this is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed, this means a half hour. five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.)NOTHING This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in FINE.

4.)GO AHEAD This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.)LOUD SIGH This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing!)

6.) THAT'S OKAY This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake!

7.)THANKS A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say, "You're welcome!"

8.)WHATEVER Is a woman's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9.) DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.

send it to all the women you know to give the, a good laugh cause they know it's true!

1 Comment:

  1. Bernita said...
    VERY true!

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