Friday, May 23, 2008

Meow-Amen

by Bonnie Calhoun

Johnny's Mother looked out the window and noticed
him 'playing church' with their cat.
He had the cat sitting quietly and he was preaching to it.
She smiled and went about her work.

A while later she heard loud meowing and hissing and ran back
to the open window to see Johnny baptizing the cat in a tub of water.
She called out, 'Johnny, stop that! The cat is afraid of water!'

Johnny looked up at her and said,
'He should have thought about that before he joined my church.

3 Comments:

  1. Bernhard said...
    Here well arranged and varied posts appear again and again. I look gladly here past. Many greetings from the center of Germany!
    Marc Klein said...
    Oh great..!! we'll have to look for these craps around..never mind..
    Polina said...
    oh, here is why cats are supposed to be dark creatures!! they are afraid of baptizing:)))

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