Friday, April 28, 2006

Forgiving your Enemies...and Butt Scratch!


Brandilyn Collins blog tour is going great. Web of Lies is up to #6 on Technorati Popular Book List. Go Brandilyn!

And now for a little jockularity to end the work week!

Toward the end of the service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?" 80% held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.

"Mrs. Jones? Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"

"I don't have any," she replied, smiling sweetly.

"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"

"Ninety-eight," she replied.

"Oh, Mrs. Jones, would you please come down in front and tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?"

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said:

"I outlived all the witches!"

"Egads, I need a diet, I can't even scratch my own butt!"


  1. M. C. Pearson said...
    Scratchin' butt...hehehheee. Did you change a letter on the 'witches'? Just wonderin'.

    Hey, got my Brandilyn ARC of Violet Dawn in the mail today! Wahoo! And Web of Lies is in the mail!
    M. C. Pearson said...
    Hey, what's wrong with your email? I keep getting undeliverable messages! GAAAACK!
    Denise McDonald said...
    WTG Mrs Jones - LOL! um I mean - aww, Bless her heart tsk tsk
    Joe said...
    I love the expression on that rodent's face.
    David Meigs said...
    Number 6? Way to go Brandilyn!

    That fat rat pic cracks me up. I trained a monkey to scratch my backsides... Butt, the poor thing killed himself.
    Bernita said...
    Bet she didn't say 'witches."

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