Tuesday, September 20, 2005

DON'T TALK TO MY PARROT


Wanda's dishwasher quit working, so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check."

"Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!" "I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"

When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he had ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet, watching the repairman go about his work.

The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing, and name calling. Finally, the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled,

"Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"

To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"

2 Comments:

  1. Bonnie Calhoun said...
    I'm sorry I lost the two comment posts that were here. I'm testing a new internet program!
    M. C. Pearson said...
    I've got your site now...on internet explorer. Hmmm don't know what's going on. Anyway, love Spike! Funny parrot...is it a Brownie? Mr. Urk? Tee hee hee.

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