Thursday, September 29, 2005

He Has A Plan

This is a copy of a recent e-mail I recieved. It doesn't have anything to do with the type of things I post, but I thought it was compelling enough to get the time. I think it's great!

You gotta love Robin Williams......Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)

"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan."

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole boys', we will never "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them are stolen or given
to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

11)The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, "You want a piece of me?"

If you agree with the above...give me a comment! If you don't like it...sorry, I don't know what came over me :-)

7 Comments:

  1. Live, Love, Laugh said...
    lol! Great Post, enjoyed it very much!!
    Shelley said...
    I can just picture Robin Williams saying this lol.
    Bernita said...
    The rewards of generosity.
    M. C. Pearson said...
    Never apologize for the righteous statements you post here Bonn Bonn! This was awesome. Maybe some people who are desperately clinging to the insane view that we need to stop the war on terror will get a clue. Thanks. I felt like I was at a rally; after each statement I was yelling, "Yeah! You tell 'em! Tell 'em all!"
    Anonymous said...
    Stopping the war and giving peace a chance is the best choice, until we wake up in the morning and are confronted by reality. By the way Robin Williams is an Army veteran.
    ~Dave (Mimi's husband)
    Anonymous said...
    http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp

    Just so you know, Robin Williams did not write this.
    Bonnie Calhoun said...
    Thank you, anonymous....Folks, I've checked out this post on Snopes (by the way it's a great site for truth vs. fiction. This e-mail was posted to the Usenet group in 2003. It was attributed to anonymous at the time(not the anonymous that gave me the heads up....I don't think!) But it was attributed to Robin Williams after the Statue of Liberty quote, which does belong to Mr. Williams, was added.

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