Friday, September 15, 2006

Summer Classes for Men

Yahoo...Well we made it to Friday...TGIF! First things first! Over at the Christian Fiction bloc Alliance we are doing a three day blog tour for Squat by Taylor Field. Well...For the last two days Squat has been #2 on Technorati's Popular book list's that for power to the people! We even beat out A Million Little Pieces and Harry Potter!

I wrote a whole post of another lesson, spell checked it and went to check it in Compose and it disappeared....It's 2AM and I'm not writing it again tonight. Here's a funny I had saved for a light night! Have a great weekend

Oh, btw...I'm still not totally lovin' my new look! I'm looking for a header with Burgundy, gray, and black in it...If anybody spots a graphic, give me a shout! Nothing cutsie please! I'm going for a thriller type image...hey! I don't want any comments either *sigh* everybody's a critic!



Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor ---
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM

Class 6
Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum .
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online Classes and role-playing .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14
The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

Send this to all the guys that you think can stand the heat, and to all the ladies for the best chuckle of their day!


  1. Bernita said...
    Thank you, Bonnie!
    Ballpoint Wren said...
    Okay, Bonnie, Hubby needs a class like, "Where She Keeps the Ice Cubes."

    Do you think they'd offer one like that?
    Sandra Ruttan said...
    Oh Bonnie, your blog went weird on Safari again.

    Just thought I'd let you know. I wonder what's up with that. Once everyone on a certain browser saw an invisible screen on my blog, but I hadn't done anything - internal blogger problem. I still changed the template, and it solved it.
    Ron Southern said...
    Oh, God, I've been beaten to death by sets of instructions! Or did I laugh myself to death? It's much the same!
    Ron Southern said...
    Sandra, quite rightly.

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