Thursday, February 16, 2006


Well it's Thursday ...I time is starting to look like one of those little wheels in a hamster cage...I just have to fling myself off of it into oblivion to get some sleep.

It's 2 AM and I'm just getting to post. Had to watch American Idol and Bones....I wanted to see those strange identical twins from Georgia...wonder of wonders...they're gone! Apparantly they've got jail problems for stealing info to buy a $23,000 car last June. One's in jail and the other's on the lamb.

Bones is an excellent forensic show with a lot of, love, love it!

Now for a joke that will make Donny laugh...sheesh watching me with the choir isn't funny enough?

A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing-eye dog one day.

They come to a busy intersection, and the dog, ignoring the high volume of traffic zooming by on the street, leads the blind man right out into the thick of traffic.

This is followed by the screech of tires and horns blaring as panicked drivers try desperately not to run the pair down.

The blind man and the dog finally reach the safety of the sidewalk on the other side of the street, and the blind man pulls a cookie out of his coat pocket, which he offers to the dog.

A passer-by, having observed the near fatal incident, can't control his amazement and says to the blind man, "Why on earth are you rewarding your dog with a cookie? He nearly got you killed!"

The blind man turns partially in his direction and replies, "To find out where his head is, so I can kick his butt."

The Thought For The Day

Sign on baby's bib: SPIT HAPPENS.


  1. Gordon said...
    Man, I am glad I wasn't drinking something when I read that. That is awesome.
    Live, Love, Laugh said...
    LOL, that was good!
    Joe said...
    That was a good one. With your permission (or even without it) I am going to steal it for use in Sunday School.
    Anonymous said...
    Funny. Good way to start the morning.
    Anonymous said...
    Just wanted to let you know that your jokes are a much bigger hit on campus than mine and pastors. I'm actually starting to MAKE friends now instead of losing them. Man a joke really makes or breaks you...
    Bonnie S. Calhoun said...
    Donny....9:26!!!!Aren't we in class right now!!! Well at least you capitalized the beginning of your sentences!

    Gordon...this is payback for your post yesterday...That was hysterical...strange things make me laugh!

    Joe after all the wisdom i get from are most certainly welcome to anything I put out there!

    Ric and Dana...thanks!
    M. C. Pearson said...
    Too funny. I actually had that bib for my was a hit in restuarants.
    Ballpoint Wren said...
    Run, doggie, run!
    Anonymous said...
    Lovely...thanks for sharing. ;)

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