Friday, February 10, 2006


Hey, we made it! Another week is done. Stop wishing the days're getting older!

Let's do a moldy minute recap on the week...

Half of the European publishing world is hiding out from maniacal mobs for publishing several cartoons depicting Mohammed. If I understand the controversey correctly the problem isn't that they drew him with a bomb on his head, do tell! But the fact that they drew him at all!

Then we've got the Rolling Stone magazine, who put Kanye West on their cover depicting Jesus...nobody says a word! I'll tell ya'...If they'd have put him on the cover depicting Mohammed, Rolling Stone would be hiding out too!

And then you've got the funeral of one of the great ladies of the civil rights movement, Coretta Scott King...and the few jackasses who tried to turn it into a medamucil moment for political gain...I was seriously waiting for the poor woman to roll over in the coffin and send it hurtling down the center aisle.

You'd think that they'd learn...every time they pull a dead day diatribe...they loose come election day!

And I say again...Thank God It's Friday!!!

Now for some jockularity!

A couple were going out for the evening.

They'd gotten ready, all dolled up, dog put out, etc.

The taxi arrives, and as the couple start out, the dog shoots back in the house.

They don't want the dog shut in the house, so the wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes upstairs to chase the dog out.

The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty explains to the taxi driver, "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."

A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab.

"Sorry I took so long" he says. "Stupid wench was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching and biting me as I hauled her butt downstairs and tossed her in the back yard! She better not poop in the vegetable garden again either!"

Again...Thank God, it's Friday....I'm getting punchy!

The Thought For The Day

I can see clearly now, the brain is gone...


  1. Live, Love, Laugh said...
    that was crazy'! I can imagine that taxi driver's face. lol.

    I agree with you on the funeral of Coretta Scott King, since when do we use a funeral for a political forum, I thought it was supposed to be her memorial service.
    Sandra Ruttan said...
    Great joke! Yes, TGIF!
    Denise McDonald said...
    Does that joke work if I say MIL??? ooh that was bad sorry

    Happy Friday
    Anonymous said...
    Very funny.
    Bonnie S. Calhoun said...
    Yes, Dennie it does work :-)

    Happy weekend everyone. Ric, we're expecting a foot of snow...yuck...I coulda' happened during the week so I could have taken a day off!
    Gordon said...
    That was great! I love your blog and will definitely be back.
    M. C. Pearson said...
    Yeah, I hate it when granny poops in the garden...well, it does make a good fertilizer.

    Okay, I'm punchy too...heh heh heh.

    Don't know much about the cable...I'm live under a rock.

Post a Comment