Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Attention WALMART Shopper

A Wal-Mart store that sells husbands has just opened in Dallas, TX, where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men.

Among the instructions at the entrance, is a description of how the store operates.

There are only 6 floors. It states that the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch....

As you open the door to any floor you may choose any man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.

So, a woman goes to the Wal-Mart Husband Store to find a husband.....

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

She continues on. The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

She continues on. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the Sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,012 to this floor.

There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping Wal-Mart.

How can you tell if you've stopped to fast?


  1. Sandra Ruttan said...
    LOL Bonnie! Priceless!
    jel said...
    poor poor dogie :(

    have a great day Bonnie

    God bless
    Denise McDonald said...
    so true!

    aww puppy!
    Anonymous said...

    A woman bashing joke from Bonnie!


    Thanks, I need that one this morning.
    Anonymous said...
    Ah Bonnie just like great coffee good to the last drop!
    (this time without spelling misteaks)

    M. C. Pearson said...
    I LOVE that Dog picture...you sent it to me a while back I think. SO HILARIOUS!

    I'm feeling a bunch better...just pressure in the skull now. I thought I'd do a post about the wooden bowl tonight...almost done.

    Thank you SO MUCH for all you are doing on Seek. I'll be visiting there tonight too. LOVE YA!
    WannabeMe said...
    *makes sure hubs is reading over my shoulder*


    Thank goodness I was smart enough to stop on the 5th floor!

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