Saturday, March 18, 2006

The Technological Generation

My blogging friend Nessili sent me this one...I thought is was so just screamed Friday night!

The Technological Generation...

A little boy comes up to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born?"

His dad sighs and replies, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!"

"Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe."

The boy stared at his father looking bored.

Dad continuted, "We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete button."

The boy sat quietly as his father blushed. "Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message saying that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorized program activity from a self extracting file which had implanted itself in her BIOS.

the father smiled, "Then nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared and said: **You've Got Male'!**"

I know, I shoot me...snicker...I liked it!


  1. Live, Love, Laugh said...
    lol! that was funny! Sorry i haven't been around lately, my mother is very ill and I have been in Oklahoma at the hospital with her!
    WannabeMe said...

    Bernita said...
    Euphemisms par excellence!
    Anonymous said...
    Saturday morning giggles!

    Thanks, Bonnie. This is great!
    Denise McDonald said...
    HA! LOL! :-)
    Gordon said...
    Bonnie, Bonnie, what ARE we going to do with you? :-)
    Bernita said...
    Do with her?
    Love her and hope she never stops.
    Soul Reflections said...
    You like the strangest things...
    Mindy Tarquini said...
    Ballpoint Wren said...
    Heh, Bonnie!

    I like this one very much!

    I tried to comment on Saturday, but Blogger wouldn't let me do it.

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