Friday, July 13, 2007

TGIF

by Bonnie Calhoun

Here's something for ya'll to ruminate over for the weekend!

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and
point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It, 'In.'

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their
Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'For Smuggling Diamonds.'

7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'

8 Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip, Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is, 'To Go.'

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream 'I Won!, I Won!'

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, yelling, 'Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

7 Comments:

  1. Stephen Newton said...
    Hey, how's your summer going. I like the blog look...you've been busy busy this summer it sounds like. Thanks for your good words and visit.

    I'm carving out time to write and hope I can keep it up the rest of the summer.
    Deena said...
    That's going on my blog!!
    Brittanie said...
    I love them. :)
    Tricia said...
    I've seen this one before but it's a good one. #5 should be switch back to regular coffee ... espresso actually has less caffeine that regular brewed coffee.
    Paula Neal Mooney said...
    These are funny...

    Do you want fries with that? :-)
    CyberSt0rm said...
    Nice post. Definitely worth the read!

    cyberst0rm's tech blog
    Ronald said...
    Well, thanks for share. i've copy and even print for my girlfriend.

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