Friday, October 19, 2007

Ten Things to Annoy People

by Bonnie Calhoun

Here's ten things you could do to annoy people over the weekend!

Set alarms for random times.

Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.

Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train at you next dinner party.

Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.

Honk and wave to strangers.

Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.

Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.

Wear your pants backwards.

Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

1 Comment:

  1. Anonymous said...
    I had a roommate that some friends did the alarm-clock trick to several times over the course of the week. He thought he was going crazy - hah!

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