by Bonnie Calhoun

LOL...as we move away from Christmas, and on to the New Year...husbands of the world...take note!

My Darling Husband,

Before you return from your trip, I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with your pick up truck. Fortunately, the damage isn't too bad. More importantly, I didn't get hurt. So please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but your truck came to a halt when it bumped into our car.

I am really sorry, but I know that with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.



(BE SURE AND SCROLL PAST THE PICTURE for the P.S.)



P.S. Your girlfriend called.