Thursday, February 28, 2008

cat in heaven

by Bonnie Calhoun

And now a joke, compliments of Ric!

A cat died and went to Heaven.

God met her at the gates and said, "You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking."

The cat thought for a minute and then said,"All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hardwooden floors. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on."

God said, "Say no more."

Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow.

A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident and they all went to Heaven together.

God met the mice at the gates with the same offer that He made to the cat.

The mice said, "Well, we have had to run allof our lives: from cats, dogs, and even people with brooms! If we could just have some little rollerskates, we would not have to run again."

God answered, "It is done." All the mice had beautiful little roller skates.

About a week later, God decided to check on the cat. He found her sound asleep on her fluffypillow.

God gently awakened the cat and asked, "Is everything okay? How have you been doing? Are you happy?"

The cat replied, "Oh, it is WONDERFUL. I have never been so happy in my life. The pillow is so fluffy, and those little Meals on Wheels you have been sending over are delicious!"


  1. Jaylynn said...
    HI, I came across your blog by chance when I was looking for help in figuring out paragraph spacing on my own blog. I am not usually so bold as to ask a stranger, but I have spent hours trying to figure this out & I saw your post in the help discussions and was wondering if you ever figured out how to make spaces between your paragraphs. I hit enter twice and it looks great while I am previewing my own post and then when i hit publish post, there are no spaces or line breaks and it's all jumbled together on my blog. please reply if you have had any answers to this, thanks
    Anonymous said...
    Hmm... Liked the joke. I'm feeling lucky to find these jokes together here... Thanks for collecting them.

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