Tuesday, October 24, 2006

The Raging River and Maxine

Good Tuesday. I spent an hour...I'm on dial-up...uploading the new Internet Explorer 7. I gotta tell you...it seems a lot faster, and I haven't had any viewing failures yet! I culd get used to this! Try it, you might like it!

Have a joke:

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed, "God, please give me the strength to cross the river."

Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river."

Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.

Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed, "God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river."

Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.

ROFLOL...you guys shoulda' seen that one coming a mile away!

GO AHEAD! SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH AND TO ANY MAN
WHO CAN HANDLE IT!


1 Comment:

  1. Ric said...
    That's just cruel.

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