Friday, May 04, 2007

Always Good at WalMart!

by Bonnie Calhoun

If the tears running down my face are an indication of the allergy season this year...wonderful! Let's just say, the weather has been in much better shape than I!

Remember when your mom told you to always wear clean underware in case you were in an accident...well always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle!

This story is from the Northwest Florida Daily News.

A Crestview couple drove their car to Wal Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot.

The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot.

The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car.

On closer inspection, she saw pair a of male legs protruding from under the chassis.

Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned his private parts into glaringly public ones.

Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.

On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.

The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

6 Comments:

  1. Deena said...
    ROFL!!! I'm a VERY visual reader...and could picture me doing just that!!
    david mcmahon said...
    Thanks for sharing that, Bonnie!

    David
    Paula Neal Mooney said...
    Oh...my...my...my....

    A Billie Holiday song comes to mind, "You're my thrill..."
    M. C. Pearson said...
    LOL, didn't you post this a year or so ago? Always funny though.

    Man, I just spent two hours trying to get on this internet...I'll post for CFBA now.
    Dana said...
    I'm gone for a few months and Bonnie's gone to the naughty side???
    Kat said...
    WOW! That would be embarrassing -- for everyone...

    Thanks for always making us laugh :)

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