Tuesday, May 22, 2007

An Old Boat

by Bonnie Calhoun

Well Tuesday is the night! American Idol will be decided! I've lost interest since Melinda Dolittle was sent home last week. So it doesn't matter who wins! We can move on to the summer television fare like Big Brother...Oh, God! Not again! Here's something just as funny!

There were two twins, Joe and John.

Joe was the owner of a old dilapidated boat.

It just so happened that John's wife died the same day Joe's boat sank.

A few days later a kindly old woman saw Joe, and mistaking him for John. Said "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must feel terrible"

Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat, said "Fact is, I'm sort of glad to get rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like an old dead fish. She was always losing her water, she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front, too. Every time I used her the hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finished her off was when I rented her to those four guys looking for a good time for the weekend. I warned them that she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow and were willing to pay. The fools all tried to get in her at the same time and split her right down the middle."

The old woman fainted.

2 Comments:

  1. Bernita said...
    Dirty-minded old lady...
    Paula Neal Mooney said...
    So AI is finally down to the wire, heh?

    Of course I only watched it the night Robin Thicke performed!

    (And I know how much you miss Sanjaya..wink, wink...)

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