Saturday, April 07, 2007

Easter Humor

by Bonnie Calhoun

Well kids, here it is almost Easter, and you know what that means? Yep, you got it, time for the Easter blonde!

Three blondes arrive at the gates of heaven where St. Peter informs them that they must tell him what Easter is, before they can enter.

The first blonde says, "Easter is a holiday when they have a big feast and we give thanks and eat turkey."

St. Peter said, "Noooo!!" and banishes her to hell.

The second blonde says, "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus' birthday and we exchange gifts."

St. Peter said, "Nooooo!!!" and also banishes her to hell.

The third blonde says, "Well I know what Easter is."

St. Peter replies, "Please, tell me!"

She says, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having the Passover feast with his disciples when He was betrayed by Judas and arrested by the Romans. The Romans crucified Him on the cross, where He died. His disciples took His body and buried Him in a tomb behind a very large boulder."

St. Peter smiled and said, "Verrrry good!!!"

The blonde then continued, "Now every year the Jews roll away the boulder and Jesus comes out. If He sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of basketball."

St. Peter fainted!!!!

Happy Easter to All!!!

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  1. Ballpoint Wren said...
    Blonde jokes are always good, heh!

    Happy Easter, Bonnie!
    Paris David said...
    Hey...look who's blogging on a Saturday!

    Good to read you, Bonnie.

    Rulan said...
    Happy Easter. Sorry I haven't been around for a while. I'm still really busy. Your blog looks cool.

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