Friday, September 07, 2007
by Bonnie Calhoun
TGIF...wahooo, the weekend is here! The thanks for this little cutie goes to my buddy Ric
A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day!
This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich.
He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?"
She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it."
"Why?" he asked.
She pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!"
"Let me see" he said.
"Okay" and she pulled up her skirt.
He looked and said, "That's right. You are! Better not eat any more chicken."
He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter. He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down there too!"
She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants for her!
She said, "Oh My God! It's too late for you!! You've already got the neck and gizzards!!!"
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OH! Bonnie! You said "Joe and I need to get a room" Is your room available? heehee. Love, Bonnie
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Intelligence
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river.
Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: "God, please give me the strength to cross the river"
Poof!.....God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.
After witnessing that, the second man prayed: "God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river"
Poof!......God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.
Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: "God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river"
Poof!.....He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.