Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Food For Thought

by Bonnie Calhoun

I rear-ended a car a few days ago.....and it was really my fault.

The driver got out of the other car, and I was shocked to see he was a DWARF!!!

He looked up at me and said ,"I am NOT happy!"

So I said, "OK, I give up. Which one are you?"


~Friends don't let friends take home ugly men~

~Beauty is only a lightswitch away~

~No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick of putting up with her!~

~It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere~

~If voting could really change things, it would be illegal!~

~If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress!~

And last but not least...

~A Woman's Rule of Thumb...If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it!~


  1. Anonymous said...
    um... hi. I don't know if you're the person to talk to, but I really need help. I deleted my really important blog account through gmail. I didn't know that this would happen. is there a way to see a website how it was on a different day, or get back my blog. it was fruitytootyjew.blogspot.com. Thankx
    Bonnie S. Calhoun said...
    Hi Sam...I'm sorry for your goof!

    Want to offer some clarification here. When you delete your Google Account, your blog goes with it.

    It's as simple as that. You can try contacting the Google Accounts folks (http://www.google.com/support/ accounts/) if the deletion was a mistake and they *may* be able to help you out. You could also try recreating your blog with the same URL.

    Just remember - a deleted Google Account means a deleted blog.

    Alternatively, you may type in the full url into the search box and it should turn up most of your posts.

    If you can't find any cached copies in the search engines, another place to try is the Wayback Machine.

    Good luck!

    Also you could try posting to the Blogger help group. The Blogger Employee Helper may be able to work it for you. Make the post to his/her attention!

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