Monday, September 17, 2007

Work With Me On This

by Bonnie Calhoun

A blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has gone bust and
she's in dire financial straits. She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help.

She begins to pray ...."God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get
some money soon, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lotto."

Lotto night comes, and somebody else wins it.

She again prays..."God, please let me win the lotto! I've lost my business, my house
and I'm Going to lose my car as well."

Lotto night comes and she still has no luck.

Once again, she prays..."My God, why have You forsaken me? I've lost my business,
my house, and my Car. My children are starving. I don't often ask You for help,
and I have Always been a good servant to You. PLEASE let me win the lotto just
"This One Time" so I can get my life back in order."

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open.
The blonde is overwhelmed by the Voice of God Himself .

"Sweetheart, work with Me on this . . Buy a ticket."

3 Comments:

  1. CompuWorld said...
    i am not fat and wont want my frnds to be either..
    Jayne said...
    Hahaha.. very funny joke.

    First time here.. like the blog!
    Paula Neal Mooney said...
    Silly Bonnie...

    By the by, I love your new pic.

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