Thursday, April 05, 2007

Augghhh!!! Sanjaya is Still There!

by Bonnie Calhoun

I can not believe it....I CAN NOT believe it!!! Auggghhhh!!!! I CAN NOT BELIEVE IT!!!
Sanjaya Malakar is still on American Idol. Augghhh! He wasn't even in the bottom three! And his song was really, I mean REALLY bad this week.

You can see the look on Simon Cowell's face. He is ready to spit...For that matter, so am I. And I'm sure that woman know as "J" is yelling at her TV.

She's a 22-year-old MySpace blogger from Buffalo, who went on a hunger strike until Sanjaya was booted off the show. Last week when it was 16 days later and he hadn't got the hook, the poor girl broke open a box of donuts in "sheer" dispair! Her doctor told her enough was enough.

Well that's what we've been saying about this kid. But stupid Howard Stern is leading the charge to ruin American idol, by cranking out the votes and helping this no-talent child to win.

That would be sad in so many ways if it happens...including the obvious...Sanjaya Malakar CAN"T SING!

Here's a joke to make me feel better!

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ..." he sighed, "let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box."

Hey, you can do it to! Wanna make $7.50 to blog about this post? Click here check out their Review My Post program:


Digg!
If you thought it was good...click!

7 Comments:

  1. Amanda said...
    Oh I am so on the "Down with Sanjaya" bandwagon with you. I mean what the heck? They sent Gina home??!! Who is calling in to this show?? I want that no talent geek to go away and let the real singers sing. This show pisses me off sometimes. And has anyone noticed that he is getting cocky now, thinking he is the shiznit and all?? UGHH! is right.
    Bernita said...
    Such false gods.
    singer_dancer said...
    I still can't believe that Sanjaya actually did his hair like that I mean can you say YUCK!!! I think this show is totally hooked... well I geuss people NEED TO GET A LIFE!!!! I mean he's gonna end up like that Chinese guy (I think his name was William Hung?!?!).....
    ~Zoe~
    Sandra Ruttan said...
    Okay, I don't watch American Idol... but I have to wonder how this guy made it to this stage of the game if he's so bad? Were the judges smoking pot that day or what?
    Paula Neal Mooney said...
    Funny, funny joke!

    At least the Sanjaya controversy has people watching AI again!
    Netsweat.com said...
    I have no idea how Sanjaya was not even in the bottom three. Gina may not have been the best singer of the group, but she was much better than Sanjaya.

    He's definitely got a fan base, so I'm happy for him, but every week he stays on, I'm going to continue to shake my head in disbelief.

    -Charles
    Publisher, NetSweat.com
    Ballpoint Wren said...
    It's turned into "Survivor"! As in, only the least deserving survive!

Post a Comment