by Bonnie Calhoun

I can not believe it....I CAN NOT believe it!!! Auggghhhh!!!! I CAN NOT BELIEVE IT!!!
Sanjaya Malakar is still on American Idol. Augghhh! He wasn't even in the bottom three! And his song was really, I mean REALLY bad this week.

You can see the look on Simon Cowell's face. He is ready to spit...For that matter, so am I. And I'm sure that woman know as "J" is yelling at her TV.

She's a 22-year-old MySpace blogger from Buffalo, who went on a hunger strike until Sanjaya was booted off the show. Last week when it was 16 days later and he hadn't got the hook, the poor girl broke open a box of donuts in "sheer" dispair! Her doctor told her enough was enough.

Well that's what we've been saying about this kid. But stupid Howard Stern is leading the charge to ruin American idol, by cranking out the votes and helping this no-talent child to win.

That would be sad in so many ways if it happens...including the obvious...Sanjaya Malakar CAN"T SING!

Here's a joke to make me feel better!

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ..." he sighed, "let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box."

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