Friday, April 27, 2007

Southern Belles

by Bonnie Calhoun

This is a *snort, sorry* to the men! This is ladies week for jokes!

Three newly-wed men were sitting together in a bar, bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

The first man had married a woman from Pennsylvania, and he bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Indiana. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a girl from South Carolina. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and telephone a landscaper.

5 Comments:

  1. il siciliano di francia said...
    ciao non so parlare inglese solo italiano e francese dai un saluto alla mia amica BONNI C. CALHOUN COLUCCIO DI FRANCIA SALUT AU REVOIR FRANCE SUD SAN TROPEZ CANNES NICE MARSEILLES TOULON AVIGNON IL MIO VILLAGGIO E CALLAS
    Bernita said...
    Enjoyed that, Bonnie!
    Bonnie Calhoun said...
    Pozzo ciao a voi al mio amico! Sono felice che vi siate arrestati vicino e spero che il traduttore per questa pagina funzioni bene per voi!
    Paula Neal Mooney said...
    Whoa! What's all these other languages?

    Bonnie - I'm impressed! What languages do you speak?

    You're inspiring me again...
    Bonnie Calhoun said...
    That was Italian, but actually he's Sicilian and living in France, so sometimes his French shows through! LOL

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