Friday, April 06, 2007

Nina Wang Gone...and Dead and Gone

by Bonnie Calhoun

Wow! Nina Wang died...suspiciously! I read about her in her regaling, infamous context a few years ago. She was like THE richest woman in Asia! How you might ask?

Well I don't mean to talk ill of the dead...*snort*!

Let's just say Nina O'le girl was preeettty busy. She comandeered control of her husband's Hong Kong realestate empire. That was one long, drawn out legal battle. Why? I'm glad you asked...Hubs disappeared! So naturally everybody says Nina Wang had her significant other off-ed for his money! Then there was charges of forgery and adultry. All the while it was reported that she had an explicit fondness for opium.

And there's enough pictures of the old lady in short skirts to burn out your eyeballs. She was famous for wearing REAL bobby socks, towering patent-leather platform shoes, T-shirts adorned with silver lamé hearts, ultra-micro-miniskirts of red vinyl and multiple pigtails (usually three of them) that trailed behind her like the tails of a wind-borne kite. She sometimes dyed the pigtails — blue, on one occasion — to match whatever outfit she happened to have on.
Nina Wang came to international attention in 1990, when her husband was kidnapped for the second time. Mr. Wang was first kidnapped in 1983. He was released unharmed eight days later after Mrs. Wang paid a ransom of $11 million. (On his release, Mr. Wang, known as a consummate businessman, “berated his wife for paying so much so soon,” Asiaweek reported.)

After Mr. Wang was kidnapped again in 1990, what followed read like the plot of a James Bond novel. Although Mrs. Wang was reported to have paid slightly more than half of the kidnappers’ $60 million ransom demand, Mr. Wang was never seen again. *Snort* that'll teach him to berate her!

Seriously Nina Wang's life reads like a James Bond novel! LOL!

Hrmp!...69 years old, and worth $4.2 billion with a "B", and now she's worm food. Just goes to show, there are no armoured cars behind hearses!

Then again maybe this joke is an example of her husband???

THE ROMANTIC HUSBAND
Husband and wife in bed together.
She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder.
She: "Oh, that feels good."
His hand moves to her breast.
She: "Gee, honey, that feels wonderful."
His hand moves to her leg.
She: "Oh, honey, don't stop."
But he stops.
She: "Why did you stop?"



He: "I found the remote."


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2 Comments:

  1. Bernita said...
    The "romantic husband" needs the Wang treatment!
    Paula Neal Mooney said...
    Oh...I didn't know she died suspiciously. Interesting...

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