Thursday, April 12, 2007

Imus Is Out, Sanjaya Is Still In!

by Bonnie Calhoun

Okay my brain is fried! Sanjaya is hanging on for dear life. I am beyond incredulous. The only thing that has brought me any relief, is that Don Imus has been fired by MSNBC.

They aren't going to carry the simulcast of the Imus Radio Show anymore, but NBC is still holding to the two week suspension. I've heard opinions from both sides...the pro-Imus argument: He donates millions to charity and runs a camp for young cancer patients and some of those cancer patients are black. Therefore, he is a good person and cannot be racist.

My opinion goes like this: a man can beat his wife and still give away money to women's causes therefore making him a generous wife-beater. The same logic applies to Imus!

I need a joke....this one is courtesy of my buddy Bonnie Wren

A Texan is drinking in a New York bar when, he gets a call on his cell phone.

He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar announcing his wife has produced a typical Texas baby boy weighing 25 pounds.

Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Texan just shrugs, "That's about average back home, folks, like I said, my boy's a typical Texas baby boy." Congratulations showered him from all around, amid many exclamations of "WOW!". One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.

Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of that typical Texas baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth. Everybody has been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. So how much does he weigh now?"

The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."

The bartender is puzzled, concerned, and a little suspicious. "What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!"

The Texas father takes a slow swig from his beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "...had him circumcised."


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4 Comments:

  1. Bernita said...
    You have to admire that father's...chuzpah.
    Pistol Pete said...
    The I-man has a new job. In ministry! Read the latest on my blog - "Necessary Therapy".
    Paula Neal Mooney said...
    Oh Imus, Imus, Imus...
    Amy said...
    I was glad to here that Imus was fired. No matter what forum you are in or a part of you need to always be careful of what you say. My good friend, Cindy, is know to say,"God don't like ugly."

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