Monday, November 06, 2006

Hot Tips!

Good Monday morning!

Calling all writers. Check it out. Terry Whalin of the Writing Life has created a Daily Writing Tip. You can copy the code into your sidebar and have a new writing tip everyday. Try it, you'll like it!

It's right there in my left sidebar. Just click where it says "Add this to your website!"

Didn't find a joke I liked and it's late...okay so I did find one...

Expensive Smells

An old Italian woman is riding the elevator in a very lavish New York City office building.

A young and beautiful woman, smelling like expensive perfume, gets into the elevator. She turns to the old Italian woman and says arrogantly, "Giorgio Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!"

A couple of floors later, another young and beautiful woman, smelling like expensive perfume, gets into the elevator. She turns to the old Italian woman and says arrogantly, "Chanel No. 5, $150 an ounce!"

Three floors later, the old Italian woman has reached her destination. As she exits the elevator, she peers at both women, bends over and farts, then bellows, "Broccoli, 49 cents a pound!"

LOL...sorry about that!

5 Comments:

  1. Bernita said...
    Simply ripping, Bonnie!
    SAND STORM said...
    Terry has some great posts and articles.
    Rulan said...
    That site and newsletter look interesting. Thanks for that.

    God bless.
    Dennie McDonald said...
    sounds like my kids - LOL
    Ron Southern said...
    Bug brain! Of course, broccoli is good, until it gets bad.

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