Friday, January 12, 2007

Dear Diary

Hey, hey, it's Friday...TGIF...I've had several Dear Diary jokes...I should put them all together and make it a book...LOL! this is not a testament of my actual cooking skills...I can cook some mean roadkill!

MONDAY:
It's fun to cook for Bob. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.

TUESDAY:
Bob wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Bob brought a friend home for supper.

WEDNESDAY :
A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I can't say it improved the rice any.

THURSDAY:
Today Bob asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Bob asked me why I was rolling around in the garden.

FRIDAY:
I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.

SATURDAY:
Bob did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday (oh boy). For some reason Bob keeps counting to ten.

SUNDAY:
Bob's friends came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast, but all I had was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.

GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY:
This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Bob. If I can talk Bob into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with Chocolate Moose!

7 Comments:

  1. Bernita said...
    Cooking for Blondes?
    Joe said...
    Dyno absolutely mite!
    Sandra Ruttan said...
    That's what you get for marrying for looks.

    I married for money. ;)
    Kim Stagliano said...
    Ah! A much needed laugh after reading the pummeling on Pub Rants and taking a few licks on my own blog. Thanks!
    Anonymous said...
    A funny post. Thanks for the laugh :)
    Anonymous said...
    Always good for a chuckle. She almost sounds like me in the kitchen!
    Buffy said...
    Tuesday's line has now been shown to my mother.

    She laughed hysterically. Which means it'll now be passed around in endless chain letters.

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