It's Tuesday, and not yet a snowflake in sight. The winter blast yesterday was the strangest thing! They got ice to the West of us! They got ice to the North of us....and they got ice to the East of us! We got rain.

This past fall, I proposed to buy new snow tires. The ones I have are four years old, and last year there were a few times at the end of the season where they felt a little unstable. But I wasn't sure if it was just the type of snow (slippery vs fluffy and dry). So I was waiting for a snowstorm to see how they acted this year...We're three weeks into the new year, and we have yet to have appreciable snow!

Not that I'm complaining...well, yes, I probably am because it would give me a reason to give myself a vacation day...LOL!

Anyhow...here's another example of female logic...enjoy!

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

God works in Mysterious ways.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars, there's nothing left of them, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely; this must be a sign from God!"

The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break.

"Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle, and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."

MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever, evil witches. Don't mess with them.