Friday, January 19, 2007

Kids are Quick

It's Friday...have a great weekend. This has been a great week with the beginning of American Idol and 24 coming back....ahhh....TV nirvana!



TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK: Because of the sign..
TEACHER: What sign?
FRANK: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow"
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't
have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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ROBBIE: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
tree but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't
punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your
brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold what do you call a person who keeps talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher.

4 Comments:

  1. Anonymous said...
    Oh Bonnie, I can always count on your posts to make me actually laugh early in the day.

    And THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU so much for keeping up with my stats and supporting me and for the tip on BlogRolling.com -- I'm headed over there today!

    You are such a blessing to me it almost brings tears to my eyes. It's beyond wonderful to have a cyberfriend out there helping and suporting me every step of the way.

    May God bless you tremendously and all the work of your hands and your harvest and your family and your health and your life. In Christ's Name alone. Amen.
    Bonnie Calhoun said...
    Well thank you, you sweet woman! From your lips to God's ears!

    I appear to be all that...and a bag of chips!

    I'm just sharing what I myself am learning! I'm going to get to teach a course in blogging this summer.
    Ballpoint Wren said...
    Bonnie IS the bag of chips. You can't stop reading her!
    jacr02 said...
    i really enjoy reading ur jokes thanks for the laughes may god bless you

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