Friday, January 26, 2007

Men Are Like...

TGIF...it's Friday...and it actually snowing out there. No blizzard in sight, but it's nice to see the flakes! Have a great weekend, and come back safe and sound on Monday!


Men are like....

1. Men are like...Laxatives...They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like Bananas...The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like...Weather...Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like...Blenders...You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like...Chocolate Bars...Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like...Commercials...You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like...Department Stores...heir clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like...Government Bonds...They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like...Mascara...They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like...Popcorn...They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like...Snowstorms...You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like...Lava Lamps...Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like...Parking Spots...All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Now send this post to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!!

7 Comments:

  1. Bernita said...
    These are so cute, Bonnie!
    Gordon Cloud said...
    Oooooohhhh, Bonnie! This is SO not right.

    Well, maybe it is, a little.
    Amy said...
    Thanks, Bonnie, I needed a laugh. Good job.
    SAND STORM said...
    O aren't we funny today! :)

    Found this on BoingBoing thought you might like it.
    http://www.esv.org/blog/2007/01/mapping.nt.social.networks
    Anonymous said...
    Aww...I love men...Happy Friday, Bonnie Bonnie!
    Anonymous said...
    just stopped in to see if you had posted anything new. I love this, I was here the other day, thought I left a comment, perhaps I didn't.
    BJ Scoggins said...
    Bonnie, your just too funny....

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