Saturday, March 11, 2006

National Girlfriend and Sister's Week

I am only as strong as the coffee I drink, the hairspray I use and the friends I have.

To the cool women that have touched my life. Here's to you...




What would most of us do without our sisters, confidants and shopping, lunching, and traveling girls?

Let's celebrate each other for each other's sake!

TO MY GIRLFRIENDS!

It is good to be a woman:

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

3 Taxis stop for us.

4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.

6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.

7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.

9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.

13. We will never regret piercing our ears.

14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.

15 Comments:

  1. Live, Love, Laugh said...
    Amen Bonnie, I loved this, I am going to print it and share it with my friends.
    jel said...
    LOL Thanks Bonnie,

    those were very good


    have a very blessed weekend :)
    Ric said...
    More men bashing - but...
    Funny enough I'll let you get away with this one.
    Bonnie Calhoun said...
    I knew the ladies would love the sisterhood bonding experience, but the men....they sould share this with their wives....that inclused you too, Ric!
    Crystal said...
    Hi Bonnie! Found you through Kat's blog. You have the greatest jokes! I loved this girlfriend's post. Definitely all true!!
    Dennie McDonald said...
    HAHAHAHA!!!

    funny, funny stuff

    have a good weekend
    Gordon Cloud said...
    Is that woman with the cigar married? 'Cause if she isn't I could hook her up with a friend. Hehehe
    missmellifluous said...
    Ha! That is pure gold!
    What a shame this is not an international celebration. Enjoy!

    I'm now off to check out what other funny stuff you have here.
    Dana Y. T. Lin said...
    Hmmm. Is that why hubs keeps a stash of chocolates for me in the pantry?
    Sandra Ruttan said...
    Finally. A positive for the 'male selective hearing' problem.
    Kat said...
    #9 -- enough said! i'm still laughing :)
    Stephen Newton said...
    Bonnie,
    Thanks for keeping me on my toes: the fish is a Tilapia and was in a nearby creek. Wow, I really miss the return of the birds in the spring, especially the geese. We see them sometimes down here, but not as awesome as you do.
    Maxine said...
    Hi Bonnie, finally made it to your blog. (We are both regulars on Books, Inq.)
    Great list! I love it.
    all the best
    Maxine.
    Mallika said...
    its funny n so true at da same tym....gonna share it wid ma frnds...:)
    Natalie said...
    Lol love that list! #15 is just TOO true! Really gets you wondering when they will learn.

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