Friday, March 31, 2006

Err...a cat joke!

Thank the dear Lord, I made it to TGIF!

A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet" said the little boy.

His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.

Well, he's a little perturbed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken.

He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow.
He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.

He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.

How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.

“Well," his mother says, “I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week.

I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either.

I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk."

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.

The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says: "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"

Whadda' ya' want....it's Friday AM and I'm half asleep....snort...snort..chortlE!

8 Comments:

  1. The Curmudgeon's Rant said...
    I have so many snappy things to say..., but I can't... I'll get in trouble...arrrghhh...
    The Curmudgeon's Rant said...
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    Ric said...
    Have Mercy!

    Friday starting off with a smile.
    jel said...
    bonnie, bonnie, LoL


    and how did you get my picture, i get my coffee, and go for the PC


    have a great day
    Dennie McDonald said...
    BONNIE!!! OMG!!! lolololol
    Sandra Ruttan said...
    http://blitheringfool.blogspot.com/

    Bonnie, there's a joke Trace posted there on Thursday that I think you'll like. I thought of you right away - you've probably already heard it though.

    Sigh.

    (Thief!)
    nessili said...
    Ah...I heard this one many eons ago with the Mommy stepping on a cockroach in the kitchen... Snicker
    Rulan said...
    I'm with curm. I think it's safer to keep my mouth shut. lol chuckle

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