Thursday, February 23, 2006
Thursday...one more day till the weekend...sigh...I'm wishing my life away...but that's the only way to get to Saturday and sleeping in! LOL
Okay Ric...men get a reprieve today...'cause ya'll are so sweet....uhhmmm...my blogging buddy Bonnie Ballpoint Wren has a house full of them....and they're all taller than her aim! You gotta' read it to love it!
Here's one for the ladies today....and I bet a know at least a half dozen of you that would do this...Ladies...sign in please! ROFLOL!!!!
-Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
-Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."
-Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
-Say, "Darn, this water's cold."
-Drop a marble and say, "Oh poop! My glass eye!"
-Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
-Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.
-Say, "Now how did that get there?"
-Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
-Say, "Interesting... more floaters than sinkers."
-Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here please?"
-Fill a balloon with creamed corn. Rush into the stall with your hand over your mouth and let out a lengthy vomit impression while you squeeze the balloon and splatter cream corn all about. Apologize profusely and blame it on the fettucine alfredo you had for breakfast.
-Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot."
-Say, "Darn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
-Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
-Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
-Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free."
WARNING: I DO NOT SUPPY BAIL MONEY!!!!
This stuff is just too funny!
Gordon, your mom sounds like my kinda' people...LOL!
Oh goodness Bonnie..you had me in stitches...I was laughing so hard I was crying...and I'm still laughing!
Gordon...your comment just added to the laughs!! LOL!!
Did I tell you I've taken to reading your jokes to the boys at breakfast? The little old lady gasser joke got lots of laughs, but the cell phone one was a real winner. Somehow they heard all the stallmate ones before. Honestly, I need to get out more if they're hearing stuff before I do.
I sent some emails...I hate my computer. Pray the tax returns get here quickly.