Thursday, February 23, 2006

ANNOY YOUR STALLMATE more day till the weekend...sigh...I'm wishing my life away...but that's the only way to get to Saturday and sleeping in! LOL

Okay get a reprieve today...'cause ya'll are so blogging buddy Bonnie Ballpoint Wren has a house full of them....and they're all taller than her aim! You gotta' read it to love it!

Here's one for the ladies today....and I bet a know at least a half dozen of you that would do this...Ladies...sign in please! ROFLOL!!!!

-Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
-Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."

-Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

-Say, "Darn, this water's cold."

-Drop a marble and say, "Oh poop! My glass eye!"

-Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

-Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.

-Say, "Now how did that get there?"

-Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

-Say, "Interesting... more floaters than sinkers."

-Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here please?"

-Fill a balloon with creamed corn. Rush into the stall with your hand over your mouth and let out a lengthy vomit impression while you squeeze the balloon and splatter cream corn all about. Apologize profusely and blame it on the fettucine alfredo you had for breakfast.

-Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot."

-Say, "Darn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"

-Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.

-Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"

-Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free."


Thought For The Day

Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.


  1. Donny said...
    I hope you don't think that stuff is new. I invented the d-cup bra trick. I mean...uh...that's a good idea.
    Gordon Cloud said...
    Bonnie this reminds me of something that my mother did once. She had one of those old, "Bag of Laughs" toys that sounds like a man laughing. She took it into a women's restroom and started that thing up. She soon had the whole place to herself.

    This stuff is just too funny!
    Bonnie Calhoun said...
    Donny....excuse me! ROFLOL...the D-cup was around before you were even a glimmer in your mom's eye!

    Gordon, your mom sounds like my kinda' people...LOL!
    Dennie McDonald said...
    sleeping in...? on a Saturday...? what does that mean? Sorry, unfamiliar with that - LOL!
    Shelley said...

    Oh goodness had me in stitches...I was laughing so hard I was crying...and I'm still laughing!

    Gordon...your comment just added to the laughs!! LOL!!
    Ballpoint Wren said...
    Dear Miss Bonnie, thanks that shout out.

    Did I tell you I've taken to reading your jokes to the boys at breakfast? The little old lady gasser joke got lots of laughs, but the cell phone one was a real winner. Somehow they heard all the stallmate ones before. Honestly, I need to get out more if they're hearing stuff before I do.
    M. C. Pearson said...
    I'm crying while laughing so hard! I had to call Dave in to look at it...we were both cracking up. Oh man. That's good.

    I sent some emails...I hate my computer. Pray the tax returns get here quickly.

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