Wednesday, February 22, 2006

HUMP DAY and CELL PHONES


Yea...we made it to hump day...Wednesday means it's all downhill from here!

I must admit my joyful exuberance at finding another 'man' joke to torment Ric was premature.

In subsequent rereads I found myself envying the men for being simple...uh, er...did I say that? I mean ~snicker~ their LIVES are simple...*whew* skirted that bullet!

This is about men, but the man acts more like a woman...snort, snort!


Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.

A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$60,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000"

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer 900,000."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up.

The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.

Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

The Thought For The Day


Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

10 Comments:

  1. Anonymous said...
    oh that's badddddddd :)
    but sounds like something my husband would do!


    have a great day!!

    janice
    Joe said...
    OK...we're even.
    Ric said...
    Good Joke!

    See, that was pretty simple.
    The Curmudgeon's Rant said...
    Good one!
    S. R. Hatcher said...
    Ha!

    "Do you ever stop to think and ... "

    More than I can count.
    Dennie McDonald said...
    too funny - that's so bad!
    lyfe said...
    I read this and loved it. Thanks for the laff!
    Gordon Cloud said...
    Oh to be a fly on the wall of that home that night.
    M. C. Pearson said...
    HILARIOUS! HAHAHAHA...sigh...okay. I can breathe now. So, need to let you know that my e-mail is all weird and I don't think I'm getting anything from you...I do get the comments from our blog and my blog but other e-mails are either super slow or I am just not getting them. Grrrr. Are you getting my e-mails? Just wondering if it is not sending either. I need an anti-virus thing. :( Okay, I posted on Seek...the template problem is solved (not sure if it was you or me!) Love ya.
    Anonymous said...
    Best regards from NY!
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