Tuesday, February 21, 2006

MEN AND THE SIMPLE LIFE

Today is my best blogging buddy Mimi's Birthday!!! Go say Happy, Happy to her!

Ohhhhh...I don't know what came over me??? Should I...no...yes...no...Ohhhh, Ric...you thought I forgot aboutcha' didn't ya'...Hehehe...here's lookin at ya' buddy!

(What do you expect from such simple creatures as men?)

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be president.

You can wear a white t-shirt to a water park.

You can wear NO t-shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth. And if you think that's not a problem, go over to Joe's Jottings and listen to this girl getting scamed by a radio DJ. It's sad but oh so funny!

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station because "this one's just too icky".

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add "character".

Gray hair is considered "distinguished".

Wedding dress- $1000, Tux rental: $100.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood, ALL the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $1.95 for a three pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You almost never have "strap problems" in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

The same hairstyle may last for years...even decades.

You only to have shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

Your belly usually hides your big hips.

One wallet and one pair of shoes...one color, all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24, in 45 minutes.

No wonder men are just happier!!

The Thought For The Day


The beatings will continue until morale improves.

10 Comments:

  1. Sandra Ruttan said...
    LOL Bonnie! Or the beatings will continue until the wet noodle breaks!
    Anonymous said...
    Good one :)
    have a great day!
    janice
    Bernita said...
    Yep.
    Particularly shaving and chests.
    Ric said...
    Bonnie, I'm glad you at least THOUGHT about me while you typing this in.
    More MAN bashing.
    And nothing about leaving the seat up, stopping for directions, walking past the bedroom door and asking the wife, "Got a minute?"

    Ah, yes. Pick on the guys. They're easy targets and don't get upset.

    I especially like the quote of the day.
    Dennie McDonald said...
    LOL! =)
    Kat said...
    i thought it sounded more envious than bashing toward men -- they're such wonderfully simple creatures!!!
    Ric said...
    And I always thought we were so much more complicated than women realize.
    Women make a point of being mysterious.
    WE don't have to work at it.

    That's where I love being a guy. Women always underestimate us.
    They usually win, mind you, but not without more cost than they realize.
    Lisa S. said...
    Bonnie,

    For nuts, bolts, screws, and lightbulbs remember "Righty Tighty, Lefty Loosey". It was one of the very few valuable things I learned from my ex-husband. He learned it in the Coast Guard.
    Bonnie Calhoun said...
    That's a good one Lisa, except....I was group leader of Product Development for G.E. for 17 years and was in charge of building all lab flight control and engine control computers for the last generation of military fighter planes, including the Stealth and F-18
    Dana Y. T. Lin said...
    One mood, ALL the time. Yeah, those lucky dogs.

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