Saturday, February 04, 2006

A PRAYER, A HANGOVER, IT'S RUBBERMAN!!!

Good Weekend all!


A PRAYER....

Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
And Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death!
AMEN

A HANGOVER....

Jack wakes up at home with a hugh hangover.

He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirin next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!

Jack sees his clothing all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.

Jack takes the aspirin, cringes when he sees a hugh black eye staring back at him from the bathroon mirror. He spies a note on the table.

It reads: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove. I had to leave early to go shopping. Love you."

Jack stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.

His son is also at the table eating.

Jack asks, "Son, what happened last night?"

Son says," Well, you came home after 3A.M., drunk out of your mind. You broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door."

"So why is everything in such perfect order, so clean," Jack asks bewhildered,"I have a rose and breakfast is on the table waiting for me."

"Oh that," his son replied.

"Mom dragged you into the bedroon, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed,"Leave me alone, lady, I'm married!"

And Now!

RUBBERMAN




Hey, don't blame them on me! I just find 'em!


Thought For The Weekend

A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.

5 Comments:

  1. M. C. Pearson said...
    Great post again, Bonn Bonn. I love the end of hangover! I also heartily agree with that definition of conclusion...especially after the last two days!
    Dennie McDonald said...
    great way to start Saturday ... hahaha
    Kat said...
    That was great! no strength or I'll beat him to death.... and the stop, I'm married (really sweet, actually).

    thanks for all the laughs!!!
    Dana Y. T. Lin said...
    "A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking."

    No wonder all my novels are of flash-fiction length.
    Bonnie Calhoun said...
    I use that as na excuse a lot of the time Dana.

    Kat the first one is really my favorite.

    Dennie...I think Saturday was a case of Blogger interuptus!

    Amen M.C....on to a new week!

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