Monday, February 06, 2006

FRIENDS, PARROTS AND BAD LUCK!

Okay folks, how wa your weekend? It seemed like Blogger had a tantrum on Saturday! I didn't notice, because at the same time my ISP went down for the entire day...Conspiracy theory...maybe they're all connected...LOL

My best friend in the whole of the internet, M. C. Pearson and her family, including her ten-year-old son Keegan, have decided to start a bible Study Blog, titled Seek And Ye Shall Find.

Come by and set a spell. She has convinced me to sign on as a contributer (so now I'll have a legitimate excuse for not getting my writing edits done M.G....if you are listening!...LOL.

It is a family friendly site. We've got some pretty cool graphics and I've got a wealth of Bible bibliography to add in at appropriate times. Come on by, ya' hear!


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I was looking at the strange news of the day, not that I'm not strange enough on my own. I found this Karate Experts Hired To Control Parrots. I can see it now...karate-chopping the sharp-beaked little buggers...No really, they said they wouldn't hurt the birds, just scare them away!

Reminds me of the attack parrot joke I posted a few months ago!

Here's a Joke to start off Monday....

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day.

When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.

As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?"

"What dear?" She asked gently.

"I think you bring me bad luck."


And in honor of the weekend we've had with Blogger...


The Thought of the Day


Access denied--nah nah na nah nah! C:\ Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay..

11 Comments:

  1. M. C. Pearson said...
    Thanks for being a member! We are gonna have so much fun! (She says while jumping up and down, waving her arms ecstaically.)

    Bad luck, bad command...baddy baddy bad bad. Sit, stay...play dead!
    Joe said...
    Bonnie, in response to the email you sent me through my Bonnie: I don not feel comfortable with vulgarity, cussing or cursing.

    I guess it is the way I was raised, but I just think humanity is debased with "common" language.

    If I get any foul language in my comments, I just delete the comment, regardless of its intrinsic value.

    I would never intentionally use vulgarity on my blog, just as I don't use it in my daily speaking.

    It is not a matter of "self-righteousness," it is a matter of substituting the best for the less than best.
    Joe said...
    By the way, I loved that joke.
    Jennifer said...
    Hey Joe, what did you think of the half-naked soldier flipping you off?

    Honestly, Bonnie & Mimi - GROW UP!!!!!!!!
    Bonnie Calhoun said...
    Thank you Joe for that response, I greatly value you opinion and support!

    Jennifer, the young man that you are refering to, was blown up by a an insurgent's road bomb, and the legs of his pants were torn off to treat his wounds.

    If that is the level of the compassion you have for our fighting men, I feel sorry for you.

    If that is where you mind goes when you see someone who has just been blown up (go read the story) I also feel sorry for you.

    If you don't like what I put on my OWN personal Blog...don't come back!
    Stephen Newton said...
    Bonnie, thanks for all the bugs. I wondered where they came from. Florida has the pest control thing down pretty good. Years ago, the bugs were everywhere all the time. Now, they at least wait till we're asleep.

    How's your writing these days?
    M. G. Tarquini said...
    There is no legitimate excuse for not getting writing done - just excuses.
    *ducks*
    Bernita said...
    Perfect, Bonnie!
    Remember what I said about your voice?
    Some people cannot understand that some principles are articulated, not by convention but by conviction.
    Bonnie Calhoun said...
    Hey, Stephen...great look, but I must admit you look a little green around the gills...snort, snort, chortle!

    Oh, my dear M.G. I don't even have to write, it's being written for me! ROFL...LOL!

    Yes, my dear Bernita, I do remember what you said about my VOICE...I endeavor to live up to the expectations you have so graciously bestowed upon me!

    Mimi...rock on! LOL
    Dennie McDonald said...
    I will check out Mimi's new blog!

    The joke - ... the joke ... hahaha
    M. C. Pearson said...
    "But the greatest of these is LOVE." I love you, Bonnie. You are so special.

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