Friday, February 24, 2006

TGIF #2 and THE UNLUCKY DAY

Yahoo...we made it...TGIF...I get to sleep in on Saturday...One of my blogging friends thinks I should talk some...in addition to...or in place of...she'd prefer in place of.....the jokes.

I don't think I'm all that funny...actually when I get on a rant I could probably make you cry...LOL...Okay, does anybody have a subject that they want to discuss? I'm game as long as it's PG rated...LOL

Hey, stop by our Bible study blog Seek And Ye Shall Find! During the week Mimi, her great husband Dave, and her son Keegan do the weekday chapter postings. On Satuday, I do a Lesson from the Land of the Bible. Come on down, ya'll!

Now the joke of all jokes...the Friday, carry you to Monday joke:


A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar slowly getting drunk.

A man comes in and asks the farmer, “Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?”

The farmer says, “Some things you just can’t explain.”

“So what happened that is so horrible?” the man asked.

The farmer then decides to try an answer, “Well if you must know, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked it over.”

“That’s not so bad. What’s the big deal?” said the man as he sat down beside the farmer.

The farmer says, “Some things you just can’t explain.”

“So what happened?” the man asked again.

The farmer relenting, continued, “I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left with some rope. Then I sat down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full she took her right leg and kicked it over.”

“Again?” said the man as he motioned to the bartender for service.

The farmer says, “Some things you just can’t explain.”

“So, what did you do then?” the man asked, intrigued.

“I took her right leg and tied it to the post on the right. I sat back down and continued to milk her, and just as I got the bucket just about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail.”

“Wow, you must have been pretty upset! But that’s no reason to just sit here getting all depressed,” said the man.

The farmer says, “Some things you just can’t explain.”

“So then what else did you do?” the man asked again.

“Well," said the farmer, shaking his head. "I didn’t have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. That’s when my pants fell down, and my wife walked in…”

Yikes!

Now a thought for the weekend!


RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure.

11 Comments:

  1. M. G. Tarquini said...
    Okay, here's a subject you can discuss in your next blog post. Tell me what book you last read and what you thought of it and why.
    Joe said...
    No! No! Don't do that! At least not at the expense of the jokes.

    They make my day!

    And, boy, is that farmer in trouble.
    Ric said...
    Didn't see that coming....
    Gordon Cloud said...
    Boy, that can sure lead to misunderstandings. There are no explanations for something like that.
    Rulan said...
    It reminds me a little of a joke my Grandma once told us kids about an elephant.
    Grandma is such a dear, sweet lady to. Who would have ever expected such a joke from her?

    Have a great weakend and keep out of mischief.
    Dennie McDonald said...
    Have a good weekend! YOu can talk or tell jokes or whatever - you're still a hoot to read!
    E. Ann Bardawill said...
    I agree with MG.

    Do a book review.

    Get between the covers of something and tell us what you like.


    Wait... that sounds a bit misleading...
    Dana Y. T. Lin said...
    Yeah, I like Bardawill's suggestion. Write a sex scene.

    That's what she suggested, right?
    Bonnie Calhoun said...
    Sorry girls...see that curtain to the left of your screen...LOL...that's where the sex scenes happen....use your imagination! I know neither one of you lack at imagination!
    M. C. Pearson said...
    Well, I know that you have a book review due on March 1st for A Family Forever just like I do for the Christian Fiction Blog Alliance Book Tour!

    You better keep up the jokes as well though!

    Another topic could be about your history of working...bet not many here know about it.

    And about that joke...I was expecting it to be a bull on accident...yeah...gross.

    I posted on Pixie Corner and Keegan posted on Seek. :) Thanks for the lovely shout out of our mutual Bible study blog! Love ya ta bits...and did you actually say y'all? :P
    E. Ann Bardawill said...
    Book covers, Dana.

    Book Covers.

    Ya perv.

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