We've passed the hump and the weekend is on the horizon...yahoo! There's hope for us all! Spring is beginning to bloom and in the next few days I will have pictures of my magnolias...I have both kinds...I get pictures early because we always wind up with a frost that browns all the delicate flowers! :-(....This joke is get-the-man joke!

A couple had been debating the purchase of a new automobile for
weeks.

He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports like car so she could zip through traffic around town.

He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.

"Look!" she said. "I want something that goes from Zero to 200 in four seconds or less. And my birthday is coming up. You surprise me."

So, for her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.

Services will be at Downing Funeral Home on Monday, the 27th. Due to the condition of the body, this will be a closed casket service.

Please send your donations to the "Think Before You Say Things To Your Wife Foundation".


Julian Beever is an English artist who's famous for his art on the pavement of England, France, Germany, USA, Australia and Belgium .