Tuesday, December 06, 2005

TO ZIP OR NOT TO ZIP

A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open."

Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, "Your fly is open."

He zipped up and finished his shopping.

At the checkout, he intentionally got in the line where the lady was that told him about his "barracks door."

He was planning to have a little fun with her, so when he reached the counter he said, "When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a Marine standing in there at attention?"

The lady (naturally smarter than the man) thought for a moment and said, "No, no I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on a couple of old duffel bags".

6 Comments:

  1. M. C. Pearson said...
    Oh, you're bad Bonnie! Bad bad bad girl!
    Joe said...
    Naturally smarter? What does that mean? I'm not smart enough to figure it out.
    Live, Love, Laugh said...
    hahaha! that was so funny!!! But I have to say, you are bad, funny but bad!!!!
    Ric said...
    Word pictures! Word pictures!
    Very funny, Bonnie, picking on the men again.
    (not to mention Marines!)
    Bonnie Calhoun said...
    I don't know what came over me....Like I told Bernita the other day...All I know is that God is glad that He didn't make me twins.....bad Bonnie, bad Bonnie....I repent!
    A Human Bean said...
    Ouch! That one hurts Bonnie.

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