Friday, December 02, 2005

SAUNA LADIES

Three women - one German, one Japanese and a hillbilly were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound.

The German pressed her forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at her questioningly. "That was my pager," she said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later, a phone rang. The Japanese woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."

The hillbilly woman felt decidedly low tech. Not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her behind. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her. The hillbilly woman finally said, "Well, will you look at that, I'm gettin' a fax."

15 Comments:

  1. Live, Love, Laugh said...
    Bonnie, you are too much! Girl you make me laugh every time I come to this site. I bet you are a load of fun, wish you lived next door, I would love to meet you for real one day!!!
    Bernita said...
    Here's to the hillbilly!
    I run down every morning to relate the latest...just to see my husband spew his coffee.
    Dennie McDonald said...
    Falling out of my chair laughing!!!!!!
    Kitty Cheng said...
    I really love how you say 'be still and know that I am God' to encourage 'an ordinary Christian'....Bless you lots!
    An Ordinary Christian said...
    Ditto on what Kitty said. I recall that a lot and appreciate it. Thanks. Oh, and about the sauna and microchip, that really exsists. Our Pastor showed us an advertisement that he saw when he was flying internationally about how you can get your membership at a club in Europe put into your skin by microchip, and the ad showed people sitting in a sauna. We're not far off for real. Now, as far as the fax....!
    Bonnie Scoggins said...
    Hey Bonnie! Your adit again! SO funny I fell out of my easy chair.Thank you for a great laugh of the day. God Bless You.
    Joe said...
    Well, this was so good I just had to add you to my links.

    Besides, my Bonnie likes reading your stuff, too.
    Jennifer said...
    Oh my gosh! You brighten my day every time I come here. That is so good!
    Bonnie Calhoun said...
    thank you all, but now the pressure is on for me to keep it up!
    M. C. Pearson said...
    Oh Jeez! Chortling time. You are too much. Thanks for visiting Keegan's blog. He'll be so excited when he sees it tomorrow!
    Live, Love, Laugh said...
    JUST STOPPED BACK BY!!!
    Ron said...
    Bonnie,

    Great joke! I love it! Of course me, I am taking it too seriously and thinking, "how in the world will she be scanning?"
    Shesawriter said...
    Hi Bonnie,

    I was blog hopping tonight and stumbled in here. Love the joke. A fax? LOL! I also loved the one about the woman in the bar below. "Clean my house." :-)

    Tanya
    Shelley said...
    ROFL!!! That is so great!! Thanks for sharing...I loved it!
    An Ordinary Christian said...
    Just checking in

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