Friday, June 16, 2006

Balls and Bucks

A Scotish man was at a baseball game.

It was the first time he had ever seen the sport so he sat quietly.

The first batter approached the mound, he took a few swings and then hit a double. Everyone was on their feet screaming "Run, Run."

This happened two more times, with a single and a triple. The Scotish man was now exited and ready to get into the game.

The next batter came up and four balls went by.

The umpire called "walk" and the batter started on a slow trot to first. The Scotchman, extremely excited now, stood up and screamed, "R-R-Run ye bugger, rrrun!"

Everyone around him started laughing.

So the Scotchman, extremely embarrased, sat back down. A friendly fan, seeing the Scotchman's embarassment, lened over and said, "He can't run - he got four balls."

The Scotchman then stood up and screamed, "Walk with pride, man...walk with pride!"


  1. M. C. Pearson said...
    On no you did it again! You just cannot resist those ball jokes! It was funny though, have to admit. (What would Word Search Say?) :O
    Bonnie S. Calhoun said...
    I guess it would say....oh, balls!
    David Meigs said...
    Great Scott! Your on the ball tonight.

    Too funny
    Flood said...
    If you hear from Bernita, would you let me know?
    Bonnie S. Calhoun said...
    Yes, I will...I emailed you!

    If anyone else out there knows Bernita Harris...she's missing in action....will you please pray for her!
    Bernita said...
    I love this joke.

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