Friday, June 09, 2006

Ten Best Excuses

TGIF...remember these for next week! Have a great weekend!

10 best excuses when you get caught falling asleep on your desk:

10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!"

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"

4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

3. "The coffee machine is broken..."

2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."

And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...

1. " ... in Jesus' name. Amen."

"Listen you know what KFC means?


  1. Bernita said...
    Those ARE very good!
    Denise McDonald said...
    I am torn between 3 and 6 but I think I will have to go w/ 3 - you know me and my coffee - hehehe
    Shelley L. MacKenzie said...
    I like #8 and #1 the best! LOL!
    WannabeMe said...
    Amen to that!
    Ballpoint Wren said...
    "In Jesus' name, Amen!"

    I'm going to remember that one. It may not be as effective, though, as I wipe the drool off my chin.

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