Friday, June 09, 2006

Ten Best Excuses

TGIF...remember these for next week! Have a great weekend!

10 best excuses when you get caught falling asleep on your desk:

10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!"

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"

4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

3. "The coffee machine is broken..."

2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."

And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...

1. " ... in Jesus' name. Amen."

"Listen you know what KFC means?


  1. Bernita said...
    Those ARE very good!
    Dennie McDonald said...
    I am torn between 3 and 6 but I think I will have to go w/ 3 - you know me and my coffee - hehehe
    Shelley said...
    I like #8 and #1 the best! LOL!
    Dana Y. T. Lin said...
    Amen to that!
    Ballpoint Wren said...
    "In Jesus' name, Amen!"

    I'm going to remember that one. It may not be as effective, though, as I wipe the drool off my chin.

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