Tuesday, June 06, 2006

The Right Equipment...Or Type

LOL...*shiver* Today is 6/6/06...or the infamous 666! I wish I had rasberry sound effects, this would be so much better...ptthhhhh!!

I procurred this little funny from my blogging buddy Denise Belinda McDonald's mama. Give Dennie a round of applause..she just sold her third book, The Inn Crowd to Samhain Publishing! Wahoo....*the crowd goes wild!*

One morning, the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.


"Get off of me! You aren't my type!"

6 Comments:

  1. Bernita said...
    I love that joke.
    Dennie McDonald said...
    Thank you {curtsies}

    don't forget it is D-day too!
    Gina Holmes said...
    Cute joke! And congratulations to your friend on the contract. Woohoo!!
    Rulan said...
    Hi there. Love the joke. I must remember that if ever I'm out reading on a lake. lol he he

    I don't know if it's my server or what, but the last few times I've come here, I've had to scroll way way way down the bottom of the page just to find your post.

    The first few times it happened, I thought my connection must of been real slow or something, but now I have my doubts so I thought I'd let you know about it.
    Rulan said...
    If you feel led, please pray full recovery for David. Details at the curmudgeon's rant.
    Bonnie Calhoun said...
    Does anybody else...other than Sandra and Runan, have to scroll to the bottom to find the post!

    It looks alright to me even when I make my screen a small 800 x 600.

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