Thursday, June 01, 2006

Exercise and Alligators

It's Thursday....Short weeks are confusing and exhausting (see the Pond on Wednesday)...I'm still a day behind!

Well this is a good example of just what exercise will get for knock it off!

Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell she is.

The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven’t lost a pound. Guess you actually have to go.

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

And last but not least: I don't exercise because it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.

"Another alligator attack!"


  1. Dennie McDonald said...
    excersise - unfamiliar w/ that term... sorry cannot help... =)
    Bernita said...
    "a small country' particularly tickled my husband.
    I giggled over Grandma, phone home!
    Dana Y. T. Lin said...
    Exercise? I exercise my brain, and my fingers. Is that good enough?
    Kat said...
    i love the alligator on the cat -- i have been thinking about my baby kitty and our move to the land of gators...
    Sandra Ruttan said...
    Love the cat pix Bonnie!
    Live, Love, Laugh said...
    lol! I love that alligator pic, and today I started walking my two miles in the morning after I get off work, so this post really made me laugh!
    Surabaya's Man said...
    I love that.

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