Thursday, June 01, 2006

Exercise and Alligators

It's Thursday....Short weeks are confusing and exhausting (see the Pond on Wednesday)...I'm still a day behind!

Well this is a good example of just what exercise will get for you...so knock it off!

Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell she is.

The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven’t lost a pound. Guess you actually have to go.

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

And last but not least: I don't exercise because it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.


"Another alligator attack!"

7 Comments:

  1. Dennie McDonald said...
    excersise - unfamiliar w/ that term... sorry cannot help... =)
    Bernita said...
    "a small country' particularly tickled my husband.
    I giggled over Grandma, phone home!
    Dana Y. T. Lin said...
    Exercise? I exercise my brain, and my fingers. Is that good enough?
    Kat said...
    i love the alligator on the cat -- i have been thinking about my baby kitty and our move to the land of gators...
    Sandra Ruttan said...
    Love the cat pix Bonnie!
    Live, Love, Laugh said...
    lol! I love that alligator pic, and today I started walking my two miles in the morning after I get off work, so this post really made me laugh!
    Surabaya's Man said...
    I love that.

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