Friday, February 09, 2007

The Bathtub Test

Well we made it to Friday...my friends over west (100 miles away) are currently underneath, and I do mean underneath, almost 100 inches of snow...yes one hundred! Hello to anyone from Oswego

Then there's the untimely death of Anna Nicole Smith. After her son Daniel dying, you could see that the light had gone out in her eyes. How tragic!

Here's something light!

It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug.

Do you want a bed near the window?"

DID YOU PASS, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?

9 Comments:

  1. Bernita said...
    I hate trick questions...
    Ron Estrada said...
    I want a bed near the bathroom.
    CeCe Lane said...
    I would love a bed near the window and the bathroom.
    jel said...
    that was funny,



    how are ya?
    Joe said...
    100 in ches of snow...global warming strikes again!
    Paula Neal Mooney said...
    They're coming to take me away, ha ha he he...

    Okay, not really. Just a bad Dr. Demento joke from yesteryear.
    BJ said...
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    Mirtika said...
    I don't want to be under THAT much snow. Yowza!!!!

    Yeah, I blogged about Anna Nicole. What a sad end. I felt a lot of sympathy for her in the last months cause, man, you have a baby and bam you lose another child. How does one cope with that sort of mixed emotion--joy at a new life, great sorrow at the loss of life. Terrible.

    Mir
    Michelle said...
    My alma mater is SUNY Oswego. Egads, I thought the snow was harsh when I went to school there in the a-hem 1980s. Eek! I sound old!

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